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That ahhhhh moment From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 hour old)

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Isn't it ironic From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (2 hours old)

This week working in Leicester I popped out at lunch time for a bite to eat. Walking back eating a delicious lamb samosa, I was aproached by a young asian lad eating a sausage roll.… more

Someone said From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (1 day old)

'Will is mysteriously absent. I can only assume he’s reacted badly to your defection to Brendan and thrown himself down a ravine.'… more

spellwrought From ohlala007 in ~*Revue_Blanche*~ (1 day old)

According to the mark on the bottom of this small hand-made casket of wood, the casket was made on 30 November 1959, so this year this thing is 50 years old. My father bought this casket as one of… more

timebound From ohlala007 in ~*Revue_Blanche*~ (1 day old)

NOVEMBER 21 NOVEMBER 27 Birthday of Antinous in 111 NOVEMBER 30 Death Day of Oscar Wilde in 1900 previous November: http://ohlala007.blog.co.uk/2008/11/20/most-wonderful-time-of-a-ye… more

so... not all bad, then! =D From homeatlast in Home At Last (1 day old)

Ok, so, last night, yeah. Good times. Errr went to the gay club I go to almost every wednesday. But last night was special. I went to a gay bar, dressed in horrid clothes, looking like shit, no make u… more

Winter Balls From JessicaSmith ^Pro in Jessica Smith (2 days old)

Ok so I am assisting some friends with a marketing project involving Balls for Walls.... So to brighten up your walls this Winter http://www.balls4walls.co.uk … more

crazy times... From homeatlast in Home At Last (3 days old)

Yeah... I know I've been gone a long time... It's just been a crazy time... A lot's gone on. A lot's changed. I've changed. And it's not all good... I still feel a bit shit. Ok, very shit. I don't … more

Neyo has rescheduled From JessicaSmith ^Pro in Jessica Smith (3 days old)

£2 per ticket booking fees, plus £2 postage...for people who booked through ticketmaster.. This new performance will take place at the M.E.N. Arena in Manchester on 13 February 2010… more

First thing that popped into my mind when I left the tepee From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (5 days old)

Some of the best funny personal names can be found in the US Indian Census of 1880. The anglophile versions of Native Indian names can be hilarious simply due to loose translations. Native America… more

The book to buy all your male friends for Chistmas From prydwen in (5 days old)

'Busty, Slag and Nob End' by Russell Ash. This adults only book of 'Remarkably rude but real names of people, places and products from all over the world' will have any male laughing his head off wit… more

Hampstead Heath From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

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Top Ten adult movie titles From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

1. Forest Hump 2. The Object Of My Erection 3. The Porn Identity 4. Sex Trek: The Next Penetration 5. Shaving Ryan's Privates 6. ET: The Extra Testicle 7. Alien vs Sex Predator 8. Sex Toy … more

Yesterday From sallyontour ^Pro in Karaoke Car Crash (6 days old)

"Hello, I just listened to a few bars of your Aug 5th "Yesterday" recording. I wanted you to know that I found what I heard to be offensive not only to those who might have the disease, Leprosy, b… more

Que seral seral From sallyontour ^Pro in Karaoke Car Crash (6 days old)

Bristol fashion… more

Mendip Roads Take Me Home From sallyontour ^Pro in Karaoke Car Crash (6 days old)

Almost Keynsham, Compton Dando Down by Pensford Over to Chew Magna Life is old there, older than the cheese Younger than the malt in Butcombe Brewery Mendip Roads Take me home To the pla… more

Scotland, for the brave From sallyontour ^Pro in Karaoke Car Crash (6 days old)

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Thought for the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

I was born on the cusp of Leo and Capricorn...... Does this make me a Leprechaun?… more

John and Edward From prydwen in Grin and bear it (6 days old)

So John and Edward are called Jedward. Anyone else wish they'd been called Peter and Rick? … more

What! Londoner's wont even share a taxi..... From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Found in the San Franscisco Chronicle So you think London, population 8 million, is crowded with the living? There are many millions more under the soil of a city that has been inhabited for … more

When is "Therapeutic" Sex, not "Therapeutic" Sex? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

The U.S. Tax Court ruled in September that William Halby, 78, owes back taxes because he improperly tried to deduct $300,000 over a five-year period for "medical" expenses that were merely purchases o… more

Want a tune on the radio From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Listen in to Seahaven FM, phone 01323 899226 and Danny and I will play you a tune....… more

Down to one drink a week now From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

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Someone said From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (9 days old)

'Well, the next time we make inappropriate purchases with other people’s money I want you to stop mixing poisonous mushrooms in your wine, it’s not doing your memory or sensibilities any favours.' … more

A film of ‘mists and mellow fruitlessness’ From 10loves10 in GIRL IN A SUICIDAL LANDSCAPE (9 days old)

I hardly ever frequent mainstream cinema, primarily because I don’t like new releases especially ones that set out to chronicle the life of someone I respect and admire. Thus going to see ‘Bright Star… more

Lounge Lizard From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (12 days old)

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The first acorn of common sense From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

UK councils please take note. FRANKFORT, Ky. A spokeswoman for Kentucky Gov. Steve Beshear says he's calling the tree on the Capitol's front lawn a "Christmas" tree this holiday season. A… more

Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (13 days old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (13 days old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more